Don’t you dare joke about Robert Smith! Knock on wood and all that.

I feel like GM doesn’t really get the credit for being a talented musician, in addition to being a pop star. I would go so far as to put Prince and George Michael on the same, very, very, very high shelf of talent.

HEAR HEAR

Baba Yaga for the win!!!!

Eh, my babysitter had HBO. Remember HBO in the early 80s? It was like 10 movies and Fraggle Rock recycled all month. I couldn’t tell you how many times we saw 9 to 5, Pirates, Blue Lagoon, Star Wars, etc.

Coming here to say the same thing. You know what makes a body good, acceptable, etc.? Its owner thinking it’s those things. Age, gender, and anything else have no place in the conversation.

“ **for a woman in her fifties**, she looks fine).”

Do you think Vasilisa is just a bit too twee and good?

JUSTICE FOR BABA YAGA

Who even wants to bring kids to a wedding? I want to get rocked on the open bar then have a sloppy make out session with my wife, not watch my 2 year old. Luckily we have no friends so we can skip this whole issue

I love her

But when she ripped up that photo, Sinead was protesting and trying to get public attention on the Magdalene laundries that were yet another Catholic Church horror show. (And more to come!) The only reason the Magdalene laundries were discovered is because a developer, who had just bought land from some nuns, found a…

I cannot tell y’all how excited I am that La Llorona is winning over stupid unicorns. We already have unicorn makeup. It’s time to have La Llorona makeup. Although I’m still all the way on Baba Yaga.

Everything here in Germany is unicorn-themed at the moment, it’s exhausting! We even have unicorn sausages, with pink glitter in them, HALP!

Lady Gremlin is fly as fuck. Nuff said.

When I was in Brownies when I was like, six, my group was the Kelpies. We had a little song that frustratingly “rhymed” kelpie with helper.

Dear Halo Ice Whatever You Think You Are,

Agree. This is ICE CREAM, not Twin Peaks.  

I’ve recently wondered whether I should buy Halo Top, just to try it. After that commercial, no way! Who ever thought that ad would actually make people want to buy the product? After she asks “Where’s Steve?” and then the robot opens up with the cone, makes you think people have been turned into ice cream, so Halo…

Dear Ice Cream Ad Person,