Interesting. See, I was projecting: one of my wedding photos looks remarkably like this one. In it, I was less angry than concerned about a potentially problematic guest; my groom was less impassive than dismissive.

Actually, that photo is amazing, because it was taken right after the Patriots lost the Superbowl, Gisele got heckled by Giants fans on her way out of the stadium, and I love to imagine that when they finally met up, he was probably expecting a hug and a “There will be other Superbowls, my darling.” But the look on…

Entitled Woman Expects Building Workers to Give a Shit About a Dress

I’m sure Guy Fieri carries a “Guy Fieri Parking” placard with him wherever he goes.

Nobody's here to talk about Daryl Hall? Just me? Okay.

Mine used to say that too! The line she used earlier in the evening than that one was, "Well, maybe they like each other."

I was coming here to say the same thing about Coach

Get this - I have friends coming over tonight. I'm entertaining.

I love that Geek Love is finally getting its due.
One thing that should be mentioned between this and American Freak Show has to be Carnivale.

The tone of this article is completely bizarre.

Well, there is nothing that isn't awful about this story. I do hope the woman gets paid reasonable damages, though I'm not so sure the that taking the approach of saying that the photo caused her to suffer severe depression is going to work out too well in court.

I am 100% behind that Sublime tweet. Bah. Sublime. *spits*.

Really. The response to that should be "Throw away the key!"

With determination.

FWIW, I know a girl who slept with him back in ~'09/'10, and as per her description, he smelled "like ham" but "made [her] come like three times." So there's that.

I'm going to try my damnedest to pull you out of the greys because that was beautiful.

"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them." (P.J. O'Rourke)

hey, iggy pop is from Ann Arbor!

Exactly. Follow the money.

'ILL BE TWEETING ABOUT THIS' is the 'DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM'/'MY FATHER WILL BE HEARING ABOUT THIS' for people who arent important and don't have important daddies.