Seriously. That and that humblebrag ass thrift store one. Jesus. “So the fry cook and I saunter over to the 1950's garage and the gentleman confesses to the murder. Quite an odd morning I suppose, but what a great haul!”

Yup. Caroline has that ‘Dickie’ “I’m a charming, charismatic selfish jerk” thing going on, but Natalie is going waaaaay Ripley here.

this is EXACTLY it.

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I’ve tried both, and while the Beyond Burger was fine (but I agree; no replacement for beef), the Impossible Burger was absolutely unbelievable. In fact, coincidentally, our friends at Jez were raving about it yesterday, too! https://jezebel.com/the-other-sandwich-1837628164

Since White people love animals more than human lives, I suggest each Black person carry a pet where ever they go. When you adopt a pet, I suggest a Golden Retriever and name it Guinevere or Bailey (white people love giving animals human names). The presence of an animal will make police think twice before they pull…

Do we get a James Murphy cameo?

No, I can’t remember when things were fun. Because I’ve been constantly told that while I was having fun, other people were not having fun. And my having fun meant that I was ignorant of the people who were not having fun, and thus unable to improve or conversely made worse the plight of those not having any fun. So…

Remember when things were fun? Like...people had fun, and did fun things, and we all laughed and said, ‘hey, that was fun’? Did I dream all that up? Or was there actually a fun time, before this time, which is decidedly un-fun?

Now I’m really thinking this might be end up being known as a scandal that majorly undermined the perception of our society as a meritocracy.

All right, all right, I admit it! I shouldn’t have been admitted to Felicity Huffman’s Booty Academy!

How taxing is it to suspend your disbelief for 10 seconds?

I’m not a fan of CYOA. I just want to sit back and soak in a story with one intended narrative. CYOA only makes me think I have to watch the movie 15 times to get every iteration of it, which sounds exhausting.

If this was in David Lynch’s house you’d be calling it all kinds of nice things. 

All of this. Honestly this is such a boring ‘argument’ if it can be called that. Who are we fighting lol and why? Let her be great.

Not just that, but she killed 2 little kids who trusted her, who saw her as their caregiver.

Insidious is one of the best horror movies of recent vintage. I found it quite a bit better than The Conjuring, which gets more praise.

Twin Peaks almost always illustrates evil through violence against women- it’s why Laura Palmer died. Lynch seems to define evil as distinctly male, greedy and abusive. In the original run, the women almost all fit the soap opera type of melodramatic- BUT the Log Lady. The Log Lady is probably one of the best…

Doesn’t help that they cast a wifebeater in a major role either.

You’re totally right. I went to school with a couple of people who had abusive and sociopathic parents, and I went out of my way to mock and punish them, because it seemed to be the right thing to do, given that they chose to be born to parents like that, and they were already suffering constant abuse, so what…