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If you think that not vaccinating your child is a good idea, you shouldn't be allowed to home-school.

No. I'm pointing out the irony of someone claiming to be "too sensitive" as the result of their volunteer work with abused kids, you know, the abused kids that this person is getting so very offended on behalf of? And then this person proceeds to follow this statement with a completely gratuitous description of one

when you've met a tiny 5-year-old raped so hard she couldn't sit down for days,

Their dreams. They're all that's left.

If the american government decides to come for you, I assure you, you DO NOT have enough guns to make a difference.

A better question is why we hold up the right to bear arms as though it's sacrosanct. It is a right created by people, therefore people can also take it away.

Save Money. Live Better. Masturbate on Whatever.

The problem with "responsible" gun owners is that EVERY gun owner thinks they're responsible. I challenge you to find a gun owner who's like "Yep, I am a complete dumbass who should never be allowed near a weapon. Shame on the guy who sold this to me!" And unfortunately the only way to identify the irresponsible from

"At least one more, but not mine," the NRA said in unison.

My mom will still occasionally stop what she's doing, turn to me and say, "sometimes I think it's a miracle that you survived to be an adult." The falls, the accidents, the near-drowning experience. It happens to everyone.

I actually know a family with one of those pages for their son. Not very well, but they are related to a very good friend of mine. While I'm pretty sure they are legit, and the kid really did have the illness, go through the surgeries and treatment and seems to be doing really well these days, it's kind of weird how

"Munchausen by proxy, fed by social media sympathy"

If I get my hair cut by him, I'll bring it up! I can only imagine!

The hospital had posted a sign in the reception area stating that a new state law requires parents to leave all patients between the ages of 12 and 17 alone with a doctor or nurse for five minutes. The sign was an overreach on the part of the hospital; no such state law exists. The hospital fucked up.

I wonder if he's into Orphan Black, because there is nothing in the world I want more than to hear the names he would come up with for the clones.

The best part is that Jonathan is a real hairdresser here in Los Angeles! He really does love GOT and essentially did those recaps with his clients. He's either friends with someone at FOD, or they just happened to hear about him (can't remember which) and they were all "Do this for FOD!"

Jared is basically the Axe Body Spray of jewelry stores. They have all these dumb commercials like "Oh, if you buy your wife a necklace from Jared, she'll temporarily forget what a festering ass infection you are." The tag line is "He went to Jared!"

But, why though?

This GIF <3

He throws his Anthropologie catalog off the sundial....