My friend doesn't like cake...sorry, did I said friend, I mean to say some loser I used to know! #teamcakefuckyeah
Motherfuckers who serve pie at a wedding better expect to get murdered.
Well ..HERE BE SPOILERS
Is Florida even real? Or is it a Christopher Guest movie?
See, I think it's the opposite. This is not Cersei "acting like nothing happened." Cersei told Tywin she'd "burn the house down" before she'd let herself be separated from Tommen. Think about it. If she really told the truth about Tommen's parentage, he'd no longer be king, she'd be disgraced, etc. And she's willing…
That was the way I felt when I read the book...The Hound was one of my favorite characters, not because he was a good guy or anything. He was one of the few honest characters in the book who really didn't give a shit what anyone thought of him. He's almost like what Ned Stark should've been...if you're going to be…
I didn't see it so much as that Cersei learned her lesson from the rape, but that she was doing whatever she could to keep her hold on Tommen and the Iron Throne, and that meant defying Tywin, which meant she needed allies.
Ok, but come on...it was kind of hilarious, how after all that, Bran was like "At last! Are you going to give me my legs back?" and the tree dude was like "Junior, no. Is that what the fuck you thought we were doing here?"
You shut your mouth! I would walk through fire to save the adorable little drumming moppet from Love, Actually. Joanna is waiting for him at the airport!
FINALLY! We have so much to talk about! Non-book-readers, can we assume the Hound is dead? Arya leaving him to die slowly and painfully was a pretty great moment of closure, but also he's pretty tough and we didn't see him die onscreen and I wouldn't mind if he came back because he's one of the best characters.
I was hoping for way more agony for The Mountain. I mean, the dude just lay on the table, unconscious or whatever. What happened to the screams echoing all over the castle? The unbearable pain? I'm still way bent about my bb Oberyn. I'm gonna have to insist on a lot more suffering.
This is why you skip the flirting and go right to the drunken make-out session at the bar with a near stranger. Otherwise known as How I Met My Husband.
This thread is gold.
Definitely go to the Senior Center and get into the "Newly Old and Unfuckable" Line.