I think they are still staying in some hotel because of the neverending mansion remodel. So that is probably the hotel bed.

Wait, is that Kanye's actual bed? That's disappointing. I mean, it looks comfy and all, but from what I can see of it, it's strikingly similar to my own bed, which I purchased from West Elm. With a coupon code. I pictured Kanye West sleeping atop some 4-poster mahogany monstrosity custom made to resemble the sleeping…

I once read a comment (maybe it was here) pointing out that Kit Harington always looks like he can't believe how gross your bathroom is. It's funny 'cuz it's true. Now that I know he's a descendant of a toilet magnate, it just makes me laugh harder.

This interview has not changed my overwhelming meh for him. Even when he got wasted and broke his ankle breaking into his own apartment, I'm sure he did it as boringly as possible.

Resting bitch face is real.

"(In the game of toilet thrones, you win or you die.)"

I refuse due to those damn Christmas time Hyundai ads.

"Can't buy me love."

I'm a smug, self-righteous egomaniac

You vastly overestimate how seriously I'm taking you right now. "REALLY SERIOUS SHIT" =/= "I'm bored and feel like being rude to a shithead on the internet because it beats putting the laundry away."

Who said anything about leaving? I'm just suggesting that you take 30 seconds of the time you spend appointing yourself Captain Safe Space of the Bodyism Police: Internet Comment Division, and maybe reflect on how "smarmy dickhead" isn't a good look.

Bodyism? Sweet fancy Christ on a bicycle, are you for real?

I don't know, man. What I do know, is that you seem to be spending a lot of time trying to let everyone know that you don't care what they think about celebrities, as though your opinion of their opinion of celebrities is somehow more interesting.

Yeah, why masturbate over Tom Hiddleston, or any celebrity for that matter, when you can masturbate to the idea that you're the Internet Arbiter of All Things Interesting?

She's been conditioned to fear and respect the escalator.

The most shocking thing to me, was that this was not the Christufuh she was talking about.

Oof! Nice analogy. Perhaps Jersey and Alabama are not so different after all. I have ruined one too many items of clothing from my massive back sweat.

oh no her crazy ass definitely thought he would visit. Lol

OiTNB has done the impossible. I was so deep into my binge last night, I forgot that it was Sunday. Sunday is Game of Thrones day. And I completely fucking forgot all about it. If you knew me at all, you'd know that this is a BFD for me.