I don't live in an academically competitve district, if anything the parents here try to get their kids in as early as possible. Otherwise we're very similar! We've been agonizing and agonizing about this. To top things off, our daughter was premature (10 weeks early) and if she had been born just 2 weeks later,…

I've got $50 and a tray of homemade lasagna for a roll in the hay with Jaqen H'ghar.

I dunno, have you ever spent time in the 'burbs? The despondency and ennui are almost tailor-made for a creature who is "the source of constant anxiety for mankind at a subconscious level..."

First I BWAHAHAHAHA'D at your comment. Then I ugly-cried.

I don't know what the whole internet is going on about! Last I saw, the beautiful Prince Oberyn tripped over The Mountain's dead body and dropped his pack of Tic-Tacs all over the floor and LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!

I'd wipe down Oberyn's spear all night long.

Probably because she's not sorry.

This is awesome! Where is it from?

No thank you!

That is the creepy part! Billy isn't supposed to be happy, clearly evil is afoot.

Ever since the "Conscious Uncoupling" I've imagined Chris Martin tearing through his house like Kevin McAllister. Jumping on the bed with his shoes on while cramming circus peanuts into his mouth, screaming "Oh Gwyneth!!! I'm watching porn and eating high-fructose corn syrup! Better come out and stop me!"

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This reminds me of the uproar and controversy that happened when my high school yearbook dedicated no less than 10 pages to my tireless efforts as a Blockbuster Video clerk.

Michiel Huisman fans should watch Orphan Black then! Seriously, watch it! If that show gets canceled I'm gonna burn stuff to the ground.

Is it weird that NuDaario doesn't do a thing for me, and yet I think Cal from Orphan Black is the hottest man on the planet? You know, what with them being played by the same guy and all.

Rebecca Rose, I refuse to believe that this is your favorite version. This exists, and contains 100% more Tom Hiddleston:

If you ever have daughters you'll have much bigger fish to fry than Disney.

I laughed so hard.