I'm a smug, self-righteous egomaniac

You vastly overestimate how seriously I'm taking you right now. "REALLY SERIOUS SHIT" =/= "I'm bored and feel like being rude to a shithead on the internet because it beats putting the laundry away."

Who said anything about leaving? I'm just suggesting that you take 30 seconds of the time you spend appointing yourself Captain Safe Space of the Bodyism Police: Internet Comment Division, and maybe reflect on how "smarmy dickhead" isn't a good look.

Bodyism? Sweet fancy Christ on a bicycle, are you for real?

I don't know, man. What I do know, is that you seem to be spending a lot of time trying to let everyone know that you don't care what they think about celebrities, as though your opinion of their opinion of celebrities is somehow more interesting.

Yeah, why masturbate over Tom Hiddleston, or any celebrity for that matter, when you can masturbate to the idea that you're the Internet Arbiter of All Things Interesting?

She's been conditioned to fear and respect the escalator.

The most shocking thing to me, was that this was not the Christufuh she was talking about.

Oof! Nice analogy. Perhaps Jersey and Alabama are not so different after all. I have ruined one too many items of clothing from my massive back sweat.

oh no her crazy ass definitely thought he would visit. Lol

It's almost like GoT knew this would happen and thus gave us an entire episode about The Wall.
"Meh, no one will be watching anyway... let's talk Wall."

OiTNB has done the impossible. I was so deep into my binge last night, I forgot that it was Sunday. Sunday is Game of Thrones day. And I completely fucking forgot all about it. If you knew me at all, you'd know that this is a BFD for me.

I don't live in an academically competitve district, if anything the parents here try to get their kids in as early as possible. Otherwise we're very similar! We've been agonizing and agonizing about this. To top things off, our daughter was premature (10 weeks early) and if she had been born just 2 weeks later,…

I've got $50 and a tray of homemade lasagna for a roll in the hay with Jaqen H'ghar.

I dunno, have you ever spent time in the 'burbs? The despondency and ennui are almost tailor-made for a creature who is "the source of constant anxiety for mankind at a subconscious level..."

First I BWAHAHAHAHA'D at your comment. Then I ugly-cried.

I don't know what the whole internet is going on about! Last I saw, the beautiful Prince Oberyn tripped over The Mountain's dead body and dropped his pack of Tic-Tacs all over the floor and LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!

I'd wipe down Oberyn's spear all night long.