I’m pretty sure that’s what we’re meant to think, obviously. Whiterose/Zhang is the only person we’ve ever really seen as a worthy adversary for Price until now, so of course that’s who we’d assume he means. I think there’s more to it than that, though.

IIRC, he said “One....maybe two.”

I don’t know about the “Phase” signs, but what’s up with the ear obsession? Joanna Wellick’s ears in particular, but ears all over the place, including one of the 2 Phase signs on the subway.

Yes, I learned the hard way, back around 2004 that this teacup is actually a toilet.

Uh...what happens to the baby? Like how bad/graphic is it? I like horror movies and have really been wanting to see this, but horrible things happening to small children are the one thing I can’t do. Like, the babies being sacrificed to the Wights and the murder of Robert’s bastards bothers me more than anything else…

So dont put boiling turmeric milk in a magic bullet anywhere, ever. Just trust me, dont.

He says it’s just as good.

What I’ve come to refer to as the “Great Vegetable Gravy Incident of 2010" in which I was finding plum tomato spatter in weird places for a solid 3 months afterward.

the parts are frequently greater than the whole.

I fucking love FWWM. I actually saw it before I saw the TV series, it’s what made me want to get into the show. I was a kid when TP originally aired, so even though I distinctly remember all those “Laura Palmer wrapped in plastic” advertisements in my aunt’s collection of summer trash magazines lying around my…

Well, Mercury was in retrograde...last week!

And you should probably watch more than a few episodes, before declaring deep knowledge on their marital dynamic.

You probably should watch the episode if you want to comment on it. Exactly none of that happened. Like, she was literally taking issue with the way he was chopping green onions. Because it wasn’t the way SHE would do it.

Two words: Learned Helplessness.

I actually got something almost identical to the red pants/blazer outfit at H&M for less than $50 back in November

Yeah, I was just having this conversation with my brother-in-law last weekend. He owns an auto body shop and said that so many of his customers have been mentioning that when they call in their insurance claims, the very first question they are asked is “Did this accident in any way, shape or form involve an Uber or…

Is it? The first time I ever used Uber was in London, and when I tried to tip the driver he turned it down. So the few times I’ve used it since then (in the US) I haven’t even tried. I feel bad now, I really thought you weren’t supposed to tip.

That’s his sexting finger...

Is “Athletic Jarvis” trending yet?

Silicon Valley is fucking hilarious. Here, have the whole scene...