Actually, that photo is amazing, because it was taken right after the Patriots lost the Superbowl, Gisele got heckled by Giants fans on her way out of the stadium, and I love to imagine that when they finally met up, he was probably expecting a hug and a “There will be other Superbowls, my darling.” But the look on…

I’ve always loved this photo.

I would expect nothing less from the dude who wrote Clerks. He knows exactly how you guys would have talked about him after he left.

I ended a very close friendship earlier this year. Although I was the one who did the “breaking up” I have spilled more tears over the end of this friendship than any relationship I’ve ever had.

And the younger Lucinda didn’t even know that the dress was missing until it had already been retrieved, making it a fun wedding story before the bride had a chance to get anxious or angry.

He truly is the IRL Mike Dexter.

My kid watched the trailer, and as soon as it was over, he was like “Yeah, but I’m kind of sure Superman is gonna win.” He’s 7. When even a 7 year old can’t suspend disbelief, Batman is shit out of luck.

Yes...Taylor Kitsch doesn’t do a thing for me, but Riggins. Oh god, Riggins.

According to this, my soulmate is someone that I don’t know very well, is not related to me, and I don’t really even like that much. Either the algorithm is full of shit, or I am a terrible judge of character. Possibly both.

So sad I missed this one.

Agreed, the more closely Spike resembles Billy Idol, the more attractive I find him. Which is weird, since that is exactly the opposite of how I feel about any other human being, Jared Leto included.

Joanna Andersen 4-eva. No seriously. I don't care how you feel about Love Actually. There is nothing better than this. The fact that she grows up to be Marceline is just icing on an already adorable cake.

This is a weird thing to say, I know....but it's worth watching. A total mindfuck, but compelling as all get-out. The implications, the idea of one person's dignity having more value than another's, and whether that dignity is worth more than yet another person's actual life. Our collective inability to avert our eyes…

If you were a sentient tree, you would be what my nightmares are made of.

Agreed. Also, you know that old cliche about "If you want to know how a man is going to treat you, pay attention to the way he treats his mother" thing? Utter bullshit. Pay attention to the way his father treats his mother. In my (totally anecdotal) experience, this is a much better indicator of what type of partner a…

As my grandma used to say, there's a lid for every pot and an ass for every seat.

Wrong Chris, too. Just wrong all around.

And make sure not to take your frustration at being responsible for every single holiday-related errand or task out on your husband or kids! You wouldn't want to ruin their Christmas with your uppity feminist "equal division of household responsibilities" mumbo jumbo! Suck it up and bake more cookies! The gratitude on…

Oh god, yes. The fucking paper towel moms. So unflappable. Your child just blew up your whole kitchen, and you just stand there, shaking your head with that benevolent Mommy smile and reach for a sheet of Bounty. Or you're vacuuming your pristine white carpet (it's always white carpet) in that tastefully appointed…

I know a family who's 3 year old son's life was saved by a heart transplant. They know very well that they got the donor heart because of another family's unspeakable tragedy, and they are grateful to that child's family for donating the heart every single day of their lives.