Bill Buckner?

Yeah, I was mostly referring to the kinds of camps that the people who procure the services of "Professional Packers" would send their children to.

KINJA!!!!! <shakes fist>

Was this your mom's girl scout troop?

Around these parts, the going rate for full-day, 5 dpw DAY CAMP is about $5-8K per child. I don't even want to think about what sleep away camp would cost.

All of them? And that's just day camp. Sleepaway camps probably cost more.

ME TOO!!!!

Aw, I think that's the least creepy Billy Corgan has ever looked! He's actually smiling for real! And there's not a hint of douchey self-satisfaction, at least that I can detect. I don't really even like cats (Team Dog, muthafucka!!!!) but I like people who like animals.

Ever since the "Conscious Uncoupling" I've imagined Chris Martin tearing through his house like Kevin McAllister. Jumping on the bed with his shoes on while cramming circus peanuts into his mouth, screaming "Oh Gwyneth!!! I'm watching porn and eating high-fructose corn syrup! Better come out and stop me!"

I'll be so pissed if he turns out to be a bad guy.

Oh, I'm sure. I live in a town that is widely considered to be a great place to live, and it is...for the most part. But the things some people find to complain about. One of my neighbors once called the police because there was a strong skunk smell in the area, and she had all of her windows open. I guess she got…

Wait, who would you call about a raccoon? I always assumed it would be animal control, no? Like, if you see them during the day, that means they are probably rabid, right? I mean, I get your point about a beehive, but a possibly rabid animal in a residential area? I probably would have called animal control myself,…

I just posted something along these lines. Daario is totally meh to me, but oh my god, Cal sets my thighs on fire. It's so weird. So when Dani and Daario finally did it, I was like "Oh, I guess she must have caught up on Orphan Black."

Is it weird that NuDaario doesn't do a thing for me, and yet I think Cal from Orphan Black is the hottest man on the planet? You know, what with them being played by the same guy and all.

Doesn't work. My kids love CHVRVCHES, Bowie, Depeche Mode, and many more. They still sing Let It Go like it's their job.

Rebecca Rose, I refuse to believe that this is your favorite version. This exists, and contains 100% more Tom Hiddleston:

Gwyneth Paltrow would probably mistake my middle class suburban home for a refugee camp. And she'd probably be all Goldie Hawn in Overboard about it. "Ahn-drewwww! These gnats keep landing on my wet nail polish! Am I supposed to just walk around with their little corpses stuck to my fingers?"

Haven't refugees been through enough already?