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Prancercise or GTFO.

my poor kneecaps. we have kneecaps, that’s why we don’t crawl. we have like 10x the amount of weight on our kneecaps than babbyz do.

“Honey, do you mind doing the dishes?”

hahaha Mine, too. I’m going to start using “having Jesus in my life” as an excuse for not doing things.

Meanwhile, Kathie Lee Gifford doesn’t even want Bush to “throw” the show to her and co-host Hoda Kotb. “She has Jesus in her life and feels this is just not right,” we’re told.

I personally hope even after the election more and more shit keeps coming out about him. He doesn’t just deserve to lose, he deserves to have his life upended.

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Every time Biz shows up on Yo Gabba Gabba I stop what I’m doing and watch. He’s a gift.

So there are some memes being circulated that state: “GOP stands for grab our pussies”

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

Secondly, I now know who Billy Bush is.
This also bothers me.

I want my last Thursday’s brain back.

I wish he’d had a spoon in that cup of coffee he could just stir and stir and stir.

I love how Republicans are soooo scared of that word!!

I have solid evidence that chicks love the pussy

Oh, she doesn’t need his LOVE, lol. She knew the business deal when she agreed to it.

They’d probably protect a lot of kids if priests were allowed to eff consenting adults.

What an odd and tellingly specific hill to choose to die upon!

You’ve definitely banged your second cousin.

I am baffled by people who love romantic movies. When I was a teen we had a “houseguest” (squatter) who loved them. He as watching some shitty ass rom- com but left the room for like 20 - 30 minutes to take a call so I changed the channel (since it’s our house, TV, and cable) I put on something about WWII. He comes

Anyone who says Heidi Klum isn’t a 10 anymore is right—she’s an F, because she’s broken base-10 and moved us straight to hexidecimal