Lisa Ling needs to do a segment where she heads on out to O’Reilly’s house and asks him questions about those saucy Irish tempers. I mean, it’s all in good fun and I’d love to know if it’s an “Irish” thing to cheat on your wife and then try to get her excommunicated when she divorces you.

I have to say I love that a black woman is basically inferring that a white man is angry and crazy. Way to subvertly dismantle the stereotype, Michelle.

I’m just upset I didn’t think of that scam before. I should have charged all my dumb relatives $20 bucks a pop and paid for JujyJr’s first two years of college! A bargain in comparison!

That’s the best! And Pashyunk. It’s so much easier to say than pronouncing it like it’s spelled.

RE: Sam Bee

I’m hoping children have the accent. Except wudder. I can live without that part.

Is that his real accent or is he doing a voice? Great either way!

I’ll take the low road. A headline that said he was found dead after a neighbor reported the smell wouldn’t cause me any stress.

Apparently, as I tiny child I shouted “JERK!” at cars because my dad was (and is) road-ragey, but didn’t swear in front of his children.

My two year old runs to the terrace every morning and screams in his thick Queens accent, “Get atta hea!” at the pigeons as if it’s always the first time. Ah, toddlers. Ah, city kids.

Last year I volunteered at the community garden outside the public school in my neighborhood. When we pulled up the carrots, I swear, those kids were about to faint from the surprise. “THEY GROW IN THE DIRTS!” “WHAT ELSE IS UNDER THERE?” “IS THERE CANDY?!”

I love that picture of Hillary and her family something fierce.

I think that bans the entire Seattle area...

Mine too!

Them, and the forced-birth douchebags what say “you can just give it up for adoption” as if pregnancy and childbirth weren’t a huge goddamn ordeal.

I’d love for this information to serve as a impetus to quell haughty douchebags from getting all huffy and pearl-clutchy about how women choose (or have) to give birth—vaginal, “natural,” c-section, VBAC, RCD, etc—pull their heads out of their asses for a second and be like “Yo, here’s a problem that’s affecting WAY…

Slippers that they kick off right before they get on the runway. Not kidding- dancers do the same when they are barefoot onstage. It’s not just for keeping feet clean it’s also for safety so they don’t step on anything backstage.