I hate the “pushed” into an affair narrative too. As someone who is very open about the fact that I was a shitty person and had an affair, I make very clear to others who’ve cheated and tried blaming their partner that they are shitty too and know goddamn well their partner didn’t do shit to push them into anything.…

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Role model

Also this: Dear fellow cyclists, get off the sidewalk. If you can’t handle the streets, find a bike lane, plan your route better, or use another mode of transport, but if you’re over the age of let’s say twelve, get, the fuck, off, the sidewalk.

My guess is he wasn’t offended by the sodomy joke, so much as the, “I’d like you to bring over your hot friends, and then leave, because you’re not attractive,” joke.

Worth reposting...”Rape Joke” by Patricia Lockwood

“Oh no, someone somewhere is getting something I don’t need!”

I’m curious if Hillary has ever whined to a reporter about them asking “negative questions”. I suspect not.

Adopting isn’t like going to the animal shelter and picking out a puppy. It’s a long, invasive, very expensive commitment. So how ‘bout we cut with the “just adopt!” shit. It’s presumptuous as fuck.

She is a daddy’s girl. She got a job at his company right out of college and made VP in no time.

I have to disagree somewhat. I used to think like you, and I never saw myself as wanting to be a parent. Now at age 40 I find myself married and pregnant for the first and only time. It would be disingenuous for me to have ended the pregnancy. We make a decent amount of money, live in a less populous area with a…

You’re not planning on having biological children so what’s stopping you from adopting right now? You should adopt or foster as many as you can support, since by your logic reproducing is inherently selfish, isn’t it just as selfish to knowingly ignore children sitting in “adoption centres” when you don’t have kids?…

My wife personally gives birth to all our puppies. That being said I am a giant anthropomorphic dog monster.

The ability to remain cool and coherent in a tough situation is a survival skill. It’s only acquired when you’ve been pushed, tested or not given the benefit of the doubt.

Ugly. Probably dry clean only, too.

Well now you’ve gone and forced me to post the single greatest joke anyone has ever told:

It feels really lame to share this woman’s fertility issues (heartbreak) on The motherfucking Slot.

Whats Seth Meyers doing there?