I’m just amazed you got them to shut the fuck up. kudos.

In regards to “dress how you want to be addressed”:

Thank you so much for sharing your story.

Now we’re talking! More suggestions:

I’m friends with that kid’s other grandparent and I have to say, that’s one lucky kid. So much freakin’ love and support and general rock n’ roll awesomeness all over the place.

You really have to respect that Steven Tyler just wanders around like that. I mean, he's a walking choking hazard, but he's committed to his brand.

I found out I was pregnant New Year’s Day. Lots of drinking and smoking. Perfect, healthy, too smart so if it dumbed her down a bit, “meh”

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

When my sister was on her deathbed, I was driving back from the hospital and say a lottery sign saying the jackpot was $45 million. It struck me for the first time how money really can’t do everything, because it could not have helped her survive.

Ours a retributive system focused largely on punishing crimes, committed or otherwise. We see it as a solution to problems created by the failings of our society and systems, and instead of reforming the underlying problems, we seek to punish the products of the problems instead.

I see plenty of this behavior from…

Call me a peal clutcher, but this is why I can’t watch Orange Is The New Black. I can’t think of another show that makes light of how the incredibly flawed our society is regarding crime and minorities. Not that TV is devoid of problematic content. Canada’s indigenous population in jail is wildly out of whack.

That's one badass assistant principal.

Gay wolves are *the best*.

I read “gay wolves” and was VERY confused for the rest of that comment.

This whole thing whiffs of the sort of “I’m a mean girl but I’m a brunette, so it’s okay that I’m rude as fuck, unlike those blonde cheerleaders, who are bitches when they do it” sentiment that I’ve seen in so many 90’s high school movies, that just makes me glad that I wasn’t in high school during those years.

Neil deGrasse Tyson is going to be on Discovery at 9PM EST tomorrow explaining why Crow T. Robot is a far superior character than Tom Servo.

For some weird reason, my father told me that if you cut off your belly button, your butt would fall off. This fucking fascinated me, and I would spent way too much time thinking about what the inner workings of the human body could possibly be to make sure a thing happen.

Double Indemnity is my fucking JAM!

Kristen Wiig is funny but she doesn’t get enough credit for her dramatic range.

I usually try to duck when people start throwing them?