I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

That’s my favorite thing about the photos. Half the babies couldn’t have any less fucks to give about racing.

My mom STILL likes to tell how I was basically the Tasmanian Devil at home, but when she entered me in a baby race I was more interesting in sitting there and looking at the other babies than actually moving. Forty years, and she’s still a bit bitter.

Sea turtles are basically only children. There are a bazillion and one sea turtles in a litter, but a bazillion get eaten by predators before they ever make it to the sea.

SEA TURTLES WHY ISNT SHE HELPING OTHER HUMANS GOD

If you had an only child and it became the next Hitler (or Hitlerina), does this mean that if you were to have two children, they would be Two Hitlers? Or would each be one Half Hitler? Asking for a friend.

The response I have formulated after 9+ years of being asked when we are going to “give” our daughter a sibling: “After three miscarriages it became apparent that my uterus is for decorative purposes only. But thanks for reminding me about the most painful and heart-wrenching experience I’ve ever had while also…

This is true even if the singers are more or less on key. I once had the distinct unpleasantness when I was young to fly Southwest airlines [so glad I rarely if ever have to do that again!] out of a city that had a “Sweet Adelines” convention [female barbershop singing]. They were singing before boarding {ok - cute,…

Ugh, I don’t understand why people think it’s okay to subject other people to their singing, especially in places where you’re meant to be reasonably quiet and respectful to others. I went to a regional theater production of Mary Poppins that took place in an amphitheater. A drunk group of women next to me decided…

People who sing in public are the worst. No one wants to hear your out of tune ass serenade people trapped with you on a train or in a restaurant or a store. Unless it’s “Happy Birthday To You” and you are bringing me a desert with a candle in it, shut the fuck up and restrict your tone deaf warbling to the confines…

I hope I run into Tig someday, if so I will say "Excuse me I'm sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you, I love your voice."

It doesn’t bother me when they try to write comments about how ugly my kids are, because they are exceptionally beautiful and anyone can see that.

This weekend an unvaccinated six year old boy was the first person to die of diptheria in 28 years in Spain. His parents rejected getting him vaccinated and now he’s dead. A vaccinated child is much better then a dead one.

Sounds like someone is suffering from “I’m a nice guy gentleman/asshole” syndrome. Devastating disease really... Symptoms include entitlement & obnoxiousness. Sufferers are usually TERRIBLE in bed.

“People not places” by Israeli-American hip hop artist Invincible - the best commentary on Birthright I’ve seen...

Can’t be having none of that race-mixin’ now, can we, Strom?

Sorry but that’s nonsense. Judaism is a religion, not an ethnicity.

OK, don’t take this the wrong way, but I am genuinely shocked, because you are the only person I’ve ever seen who a) described themselves as “ultra-orthodox,” and b) approached the issue of Jewish diaspora with maturity, thoughtfulness, and a distinct lack of any sentiment along the lines of “fuck all you…

Oh, and Jews are just as full of shit as every other theist group.

They can test for religion by DNA?