They're the building blocks of a highly sophisticated system designed to transfer money from your wallet to the wallet of the person telling you about the toxins.

There are 9 letters in "Dani Alves." His number is 22. Villa Real had scored 2 goals at the time the banana was thrown. 22 divided by 2 is 11. 9/11. Wake up sheeple.

this is the most glamorous picture of someone drinking urine i've ever seen.

Hey now, cold showers are a godsend when it's 90° and humid out.

Toxins aren't a thing.

Somebody tell CNN that they were all forced to marry the downed Malaysian Airlines plane, and you'll hear all about it.

It's very tough to be a Bourdain associate and not be a douchebag. Even Bourdain himself, as awesome as No Reservations was, often found himself on the wrong side of that line.

who is so intent on proving that he's the bad boy of street art or whatever that he consistently pulls stunts like stuffing an octopus in a woman's vagina.

My Grandpa had a birthday/shower. My grandma was setting up for his birthday party while pregnant and she went into labor 3 weeks early and they lived on a farm so my Grandma had my mom in the bedroom, her sister called the party guests to tell them not to come but they came anyway, with birthday and baby gifts. My…

I also object to women having to do that.

Jenny Mccarthy should have her kids taken into states custody. She is a threat to their health. Fuck anyone against baby showers for men, THE MAN IS THE FATHER AND YOU ARE NOT THE VIRGIN FUCKING MARY

Yeah they always settle at the exact moment when they try to hit on some young thing, she turns him down and he suddenly realizes he's too old to play the field.

Can I put on my Yenta Hat for just a moment and say... You see? You see who Clooney picks? Mmm hmm. Go to college, darlings.


(Yeah, fine, sure, tear me apart. I'm playing a role here.)

hey everyone please don't forget not to feed the trolls, LOVE YA, BYE

Why isn't it cool? Do you think I care that its cool? They should know better. Then they shouldn't be screaming it on the sidewalk. Sorry, but you are in a public space and its not appropriate. And yes, I totally believe it takes a village to raise a child and that's the way my community works.

My 6-year-old said "fucking hell, the flour's going everywhere" last time we were baking, when the flour was, in fact, going everywhere. And when I looked askance, she repeated "fucking hell" a couple more times to make sure I heard it.

Some of us said this the night that it happened and got yelled at. Seriously, too many people on this site are way too quick to take things at face value without any thought whatsoever about waiting to find out more facts or let things play out.

I have a feeling you're going to take a lot of shit for this from people with dull reading comprehension skills and sharp axes to grind.

You can 100% fuck off with this article. If you don't want to pay $600 for a flight/hotel, do not come to the wedding. It is that simple. We had many family members across the country who could not swing plane fare for our wedding, and although they were dearly missed we absolutely understood. I was very grateful and…

If you don't want to go, DON'T GO. What's worse: inviting someone to celebrate an important event with you, spending thousands of dollars to throw a nice party for everyone who comes? Or being bitter and snarky because someone inconveniently invited you to attend?