He is the Kwisatz Hadrilach!

The spice must flow!

ENREEE-CO PALLAH-TZO!

If you had big yellow arrows poking you, you would also be dented and cracked.

I’m sure they would use whatever method they could to short change a player. I just doubt they would need to rely on that by itself. If anything it would make them look dumb and weaken their bargaining position if they couldn’t just say “our scouts graded you and we think you are worth X” (even if it was a lie) and…

cameras powered with computer vision

I mean, it happened in Texas. Just what did the right to bear arms do for these people?

7) Big Bank

I did the same — so stupid.

Cultural… decline?

Why do all countries have immigration restrictions? Serious question. What’s your answer to that? Everyone, everywhere, on some level, regulates how many people can come to their country. Why?

Broken axles are no joke, man. It happened to me once in Eastern Oregon.

LOOGIT DIS FOTOGRAFF!

Being a VINE celebrity means you’re the kind of celebrity that gets recognized in Taco Bell, while still being the kind of person that eats at Taco Bell.

If your nickname is derived from The Three Amigos, yes, yes you are an old.

I bet he lives in pod 6. Pod 6 was jerks.

two first names. always tells.

Oh no, I’m sure this will change everything. Those folks love evidence and facts.

The White House announced it would nominate former Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman as the new U.S. ambassador to Russia,

We all know that pit bulls are so rare that they definitely demand a $20k price tag so I am sure that is what Boogotti paid for Blitz