A pissing contest about hospitals! Sweet!

Big deal, Gordie Howe played for seven years in minor league hockey while he was in his 80s, four of those while he was technically dead.

He’ll always be the whiny little dickhole with perpetual anguish-face that threw an inbounds ball off of Mario Elie’s face as the Suns were blowing 3-1 lead against the Rockets.

Read the article. She set up the enema so that the rubber bladder would be the head and the catheter would be, like, a stick figure body. She needed a dinner companion while she ate the poop. Seriously, this was like two paragraphs in. smdh

Sean Elliott. If North Korea is anything like the Detroit Pistons, they’ll just trade back Elliott in nine months.

In surprising reversal, Chad Johnson is taking the House to it.

Would the name of a quarterback who is simultaneously underqualified and overqualified for every NFL team be “Schrodinger’s Kaep”?

“Sorry dude, just trying to show off my powers, broooo!”

But are you really ready for some football?

I DON’T KNOW - but at the rate we’re going, probably seafood.

Like a drunk, Southern Quantum Leap.

Party Foul??? What about personal responsibly. This guy knows the rules.

Enes, if you need a place to crash and lay low for a while, hit me up. I got you bro.

Anything to get Trump’s treason off the front page.

Haha. Oh dearie me- your poor mum.

Why WHY do the same people who scream about Hillary’s emails not realize this is 100x worse in every way?

Fatal Push isn’t what dropped Infect from the best deck to questionable tier 2. It was the Gitaxian Probe ban.

Left him out to rot??? Uh, I believe they would have used every part of this kid.

Pfffft, whiners.

When you can fire the FBI guy, but can’t fire the Senators