I see no inaccuracies. The first paragraph, imo, is really top-notch. But the Heather Heyer story and her killer’s conviction is fairly well known by now. However, I had to Google Zachary Greenberg just now (embedded links aren’t my thing - usually WaPo or NYTimes - can’t afford them). The incident occurred on Feb 19,…

Settle down, Chad and/or Karen.

If my side salad comes on top of my spaghetti, can I send it back?

No, he’s spade.

Get the papers

TIL these children ain’t seen Tom Hanks on Family Ties.

If it weren’t vegetarian, they wouldn’t call it “tossing salad”.

Yeah, but you’d have to be a racist cunt, as well. And you don’t seem the type.

The justification he provided for the punishment of this high schooler is just mind bending:

Or... Chubby Rain...

the GOP response

Can I just not fuck any of them?  There’s not enough rubber in the world to make that enjoyable.

1. Fuck Mike Huckabee

Why does guessing incorrectly allow you to punish the pledgemaster?

A simple hat ban made by a bunch of white dudes 200 years ago

I thought “Halle Berry” was Helen Keller’s call for a last-ditch throw deep into the end zone?

In another remarkable parallel to Farley and his commentary on the human condition, it appears that Smith will soon be living in a van down by the river.

So what they’re saying is, because her son is albino she can do blackface?

Or it was a last minute decision and he just happened to have a full Nazi uniform and child’s Hitler customer laying around. Given the tenor of his other comments and those of his wife, I wouldn’t be surprised.