Nah, man. When Hacksaw Jim Duggan started that chant while squaring off against Nikolai Volkov, you chanted, too.

So he could get hit by a bus.  I just fucking said that

I feel like we have had this discussion before. Prison over-crowding has nothing to do with murders. It has to do with drug offenses and the mentally ill. We could keep all the murderers in forever and be just fine.

The perfect crime. 

I truly hope that this news has caused someone, somewhere, to spit out a mouthful of wine in shock.

I used to work with a photographer who refused to brush his teeth, as he was certain that all you needed to do was rinse your mouth, and that anything else was a consumer conspiracy put together by Big Toothpaste.

Trump reminds me of a pathological liar I used to work with.

Ooo that’s a good idea! I don’t have an instant pot but now I’m wondering if it could be done in a slow cooker to skip the whole 4 hour monitoring process.

That looks delicious! I wonder if it could be done faster in an Instant Pot....

Fake news!

He didn’t cause any disgrace to the SEALs. They did a fantastic job outing the guy so definitively. He did a pretty nice job disgracing himself and everyone who backed him up, though. Brava.

You take that gig in a heartbeat and start remembering all the stock interview one-liners from Bull Durham, like “I’m just happy to be here” and “God willing, I can help this [band].”

I’d think twice if it was Spinal Tap.

Take the gig, be super professional and treat the technical folks and the tour manager respectfully, and you get on The List. Somebody needs a drummer they’re gonna ask around and maybe your name comes up. Nobody who matters judges a working musician for playing for a paycheck.

why would you put a dick in the chocolate mouse at the first place?

I never realized how much that guy looks like Louie CK

Gotta get Ed Harley on it. He’ll fix it

Considering this is a group of people who had to have the meaning of unanimous explained to them at least twice in relation to a pretty commonly known foundation of jury trials, I’m not as surprised as I would be.

I work in an aircraft maintenance hangar. 75% of us on the hangar floor are mid 30's and older, mostly dudes. Recently they hired a 22 year old female straight out of the local aviation college. A few of us noticed a guy always talking to her and we didn’t think much of it. A few weeks ago, I was really busy but…

“Sooooo... What sport out there doesn’t have dick hole fans that cheer for injuries of opposing players?