“The only Nazi’s that should be allowed on campus are cats that look like Hitler.”

Like Ruth Buzzi as an old lady on Laugh-In stylie.

Anyone have a deodorant suggestion? Please help. Keep in mind due to my anxiety disorder I smell like a pizza pigeon that died inside an onion that was later sliced open by a mortician.

“Klooster was quick to note that the photo is meant to be a joke, and that anyone who is not on board should go back to 1996, before humor was invented.”
 

Her bridesmaids better watch out if she offers them wedding day facials.

Please. It’s plain as day they were saying “BOO-ALTIMORE.”

Trump going to comment on this? He’s extremely quick to comment on acts of terrorism in Europe, but always remains silent when a mass shooter goes on a rampage in the US.

D&D is a sport, right?

my best friend & I used to do a lot of indy wrestling & con stuff back in the day (really only from like 2003 - 2007, but still) and we went to a con last year and decided to go see Heenan and then when we saw how he looked we decided we needed to buy things and you could tell he was so fucking happy to have people…

It’s also not a way you want to describe your President, but, here we are.

The laziest thing SHE has ever done.

Maybe sleep this one off.

That’s karma for that gaudy AF ceremony before kickoff where they sucked their own dicks dry like they were Steve Bannon

He’s Typhoid Dabby.

“We’ll welcome him with open arms and give him some love.”

Hello clipboard, my old friend

spiraling his way back to Denver in the, umm, year since.

NOBODY TELL NIKKI.

Howard U stayed at the same hotel as my wife and I this weekend in LV and we ran into several players in the elevators. Could not have been a nicer, more courteous group of young men. Congrats, Bison, you deserve it.