Germans?

I call bullshit on this rule. I know a bunch of old timers who congregate at McDonald’s, holding their coffee klatches. Are you telling me they’d throw out these OAPs after 30 minutes? I don’t think so.

Actually its smart..

Such signs inevitably run into the “No spitting on the floor. —The Management” problem. They imply that the establishment is infested by scum, which insults the reader and/or convinces them not to return so as to avoid scum.

Just leave the cheese out long enough. HA!

I would enjoy watching her and AOC double-team KellyAnn til she closes her account.

Fancy customers bring Ziploc.

Ohio Nazis.  I hate Ohio Nazis.

The wall clearly needs to be higher.

I called the cops on Deadspin when they banned me way back when, and the police just told me that I was actually in a Wendy’s so I got a baconator and everything was fine.

Clue 2 about his young age is he thinks dudes can’t/won’t jerk off without access to Internet porn. I guess he never had to jerk off to underwear ads in the Sunday paper.

No, I think this is right up Barr’s alley.  Little known fact, he talked G.H. Bush into having Dan Quayle be his VP as insurance against getting impeached.

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

WHAT. No Middleman mention?

“The university wants to hold a meeting with students to prevent the incident from happening again.”

Any system that requires every person using it to buy a $30,000 car is not workable. Even if all the advantages were realized, it’s still a private tesla tunnel for tesla owners.

This was also a plot point in Roberto Benigni’s segment in “A Night On Earth”.

Reportedly the team is changing its name to The Whitey Duckkks.

How many times do we have to go through this? Nick Fury wears an eyepatch. Mace Windu doesn’t wear an eyepatch.