Um, so what does this mean for people in completely stopped, or stop-and-go, traffic, where all lanes are creeping along at less than 5 mph? Does everybody get a ticket?

Based on the current hot new trend in corporate america of expecting all their employees to come pre-trained so they don’t have to have a training budget, they probably hired him because he had previous security guard experience. If said experience was occupying a security desk at an office building he could have gone…

I wouldn’t blame the mom for not letting him visit, but let’s face it, the man couldn’t even be bothered to place a phone call when his child was in NICU. He doesn’t give a crap. Plus, no-fly zone or not, WV has a few roads. Just ask John Denver.

Or you could rent Rocky III and fast-forward to Thunderlips...

To sune

Are you telling me that shark week has jumped the human.

Not to mention that he is apparently avoiding doing anything of substance during weekday business hours. His daily agenda is a joke. He basically goes from light ceremonial duty (firetrucks! yay!) to light ceremonial duty and then repairs to the closest fucking golf course for the weekend, where no one expects him to…

Why this isn’t a larger talking point yet is extremely confusing. We have a mentally deficient 70+ year old complete dipshit running (well, pretending to) the country, and it’s only going to get a crapton worse by the end of his term if he makes it.

I’ll take a stab at it (again), the dude has full blown Alzheimer’s. His mind is mush. He can barely function after 6pm and he’s not even that impressive during the day either. He sundowns watching Fox News and eating KFC.

i was hoping someone had dumped a can of shit on his head.

To be fair, time warp tests are hard. But if anybody can make a full crew of 4,300 people simultaneously jump to the left, and then step to the right, it’s the goddamn U.S. Navy!

Serious question Skay: Do you just sit around thinking up every combination of pun you can and enter them in a database just in case some freakishly specific situation happens where you can put them into use?

Being a Ford I would suspect more Mustangs

“They can’t call our President a toddler.”

We’re drawing too hard of a line for today’s athletes on what’s acceptable and not. For instance, I saw a video from the early 80's of Terry Bradshaw filling a car with 5 cases of beer, racing a Hawaiin Tropic themed race-car from Connecticut to LA, being chased by the police, and wrecking into a swimming pool.

Counterpoint: America’s Funniest Home Videos is awesome, it’s the greatest diplomatic tool the US ever has and should be nationalized. It’s every household’s favorite show back in Beirut alongside Friends.

It’s weird to see Jezebel and Breitbart celebrating the same news.

And what’s all this I’m hearing about air conditioning? Get off my lawn!

“In an effort to assure an independent investigation of the circumstances around the search video, the Sheriff referred the matter to the Prosecutor’s office for a thorough and independent review,”

This is the content I live for