It’s not the Boston Garden.
It’s not the Boston Garden.
They should force the losers to declare that “I’ve lost my marbles”.
I read the headline to my kid. Her response? “I’MMA GO FIGHT SOMEONE.”
Insufficient interest in Rey or Monopoly?
on the bright side, we should all be dead by then
My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.
“Micro-scandal” makes me feel like going to the nearest Whole Foods and slapping the first person I see.
so to increase the graduation rate, they’ve decided to essentially make it harder to graduate
You shut your fucking mouth.
Does that mean he’s not coming on then?
That’s what I don’t get. There’s a lot of shit I just don’t say. Some of it ain’t even that offensive but I figure if one person might get offended and I don’t have to use that word then why use it? What’s the point? To piss people off? To show you don’t give a fuck? To impress your friends. Grow the fuck up, this…
Just don’t. Everytime you think maybe this is the time I can say it and not catch hands or grief, you’re wrong. Don’t drop the N-word. It will never end well. Plus how hard is it to not say a particular word in your day-to-day?
Killa Cockroaches!
use digital satellite-based tracking systems, rather than land-based radar, to guide flights
I am fucking wrecked by the stripey socks on the one little girl. Her life should be pop songs and unicorn stickers not IVs and rehab. I hope she grows up to be the military agent who destroys terrorism while wearing kitty cat ears.
I wonder what these jerks’ opinions are on the all-men Healthcare team Trump has:
Gwyneth is totally right! If a man was selling insanely expensive junk science and telling me to put rocks in my vagina I’d be throwing my money at him and have a goddamn landslide in my cooter right now!
That’s how I end all my letters, too.
I love a royal beef.