I am an ignorant person (freely admitted) and have no idea who the two other guys are with Jeremy Meeks. Are they important or do important things?

What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

As a feminist, I think it’s time we started treating men and women more equally. And I absolutely would slap the fuck out of a dude that was provoking me.

Women are not infants. We’re accountable for the shit we talk, and accountable includes the potential consequences of deliberately provoking people.

Know what’s…

If a racist asshole calls someone a n***** 3 times, it’s always OK to punch them in the face.

Those with glass eyes should not throw stones.

“MSN reports that Botha fired his rifle on the charging cows, but a fourth swept in and surprised him from the side.”

I would agree in that he clearly is including all members of the House and Senate in his monkey comparison. But it is a good general rule to just avoid monkey analogies entirely - way too loaded.

Hey! It’s Enrico Palazzo!

This just proves what I’ve always believed: bicyclists are history’s greatest monsters.

For the record, seriously don’t feed your parrots anything but approved food.

“Hey everybody!! We’re all gonna get laid!!!”

Dolly Parton deserves better than this.

Well he was probably the most well-known medical examiner in our nation’s history.

I’m not at all surprised that Coach Ryan might think this stupid shit (I’ve known quite a few white people to say the same), but I’m kind of fucking astounded that he’d get up in front of a classroom full of phone-clutching kids, pointedly drop n-bombs, and then try to seriously argue that no one has a right to be…

He reminds me of the neighbor from The Burbs.

That’s his rapper name. Lil’ naive.

And the guy talking about his dog (which they used to sniff out Zeds), when he brings up the pet store back when things fell apart. I cry like a goddamned baby every time I read that.

You picked a hill to die on and everyone is wondering why you flopped down on a molehill.