What do UC Berkeley and United Airlines have in common?

I was thinking about getting a bird feeder and hanging it on a shepherd’s hook outside the window under which my dog usually sits (a window I can also see out of from my favorite beer-drinking locus on the couch), but I’m afraid a buncha fuckin’ squirrels will do nothing but torment my dog, who is already apoplectic…

If that calf ends up named Giraffey McGiraffeface, Imma be pissed. Better not be Harambe, either.

That would be “squat your ground”, Walter.

Fuck these guys. Anyone that makes other people on public transit listen to their music should be publicly flogged. These guys and also all those goddamned YOUTHS who don’t understand what headphones are.

At least it was just a mattress. If anything bigger furniture wise, that accident would have been sofa king bad.

Regarding your hope of wearing No. 7 for the Yankees, Clint, here’s your answer: No.

I dunno. Pasty white skin, ginger hair... He looks Mick enough to me.

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

“This is a global ad that reflects people from different walks of life coming together in a spirit of harmony, and we think that’s an important message to convey.”

So I can keep not drinking Pepsi?

I actually got this ad about 2 weeks before it went live, from Google Survey Rewards I believe .. asked me what I thought about it.

reports were that the vandalism earlier this year—including a message keyed into the car that said “MOVE”—did $7,500 worth of damage.

If she can sue the guy in Florida that would be awesome - possible 24M payday.

Locomotive Jones remembers a website that posted footage of a sex tape that was filmed without a person’s knowledge. What ever happened to that website?

Willow and Tombstone. I would kiss that man for those two movies alone. He may be off his rocker a bit, but let us remember... he is everyone’s huckleberry.

Tombstone Val Kilmer was the best Val Kilmer

No “Tombstone” Val Kilmer? “Salon Sea?” He was still OK then, wasn’t he? Eh, maybe not.

Stephen Hawking is 75 years old. At age 21, he was told he had about two years to live. No point to this except that every time I see his name I remember how old he is and think “man that guy is tenacious.”