The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

I was always told not to feed dogs people food.

That’s a play by Tennessee Williaks, if I remember correctly.

“SKELLLLLAAAAA!!!”

I just explained the notion of tacking “Electric Boogaloo” onto any sequel to my 7 year old in hopes that she will pass on this element of culture to her peers.

Sooooooo the police arrived the house, the situation turns into a hostage situation, and then decide to shoot the hostage?

And the Hamster will keep right on claiming to not be dead up to the point where he attempts to eat May’s braaaaaains in front of a live studio audience.

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

Blind people need jobs too.

My friend’s dad’s GF has a nice little Ranch-style out in Amish Country; people constantly tear up her yard taking a “shortcut.” If she wasn’t an insurance agent, she would probably be liable for 15-20 accidents a year.

I’m glad to see Josh Duggar is working on his marriage. Any word on whether he’s working on not molesting children?

How depressing would it be to learn that you were the marriage-bandaid child except instead of your parents just being about to get a normal divorce, your dad was a child-molester and his only treatment was ‘faith-based rehab’ and he publicly embarrassed your mother. But no pressure, you’re the baby who is going to…

Those boulders were Lying in Wait to damage my client’s vehicle. Unacceptable, unconscionable, and clearly, diabolical!

If they put the camera on the front instead of on the rear quarter panels it’s not going to help.

Police say that the elusive man is also accused in a “snip and ditch” when he was seen on security footage leaving a hair salon while still in a smock after getting a cut and color last year.

I wish we could get Tea Leoni to be SOS. I figure just from filming almost three seasons of Madam Secretary has given her more experience and skill in diplomacy and dealing with world leaders than this assclown piece of shit

I won’t be able to answer that since I haven’t seen, and will never see, BB 2000.

Also, Rosario Dawson dancing on the rooftop gives me a boner every time.

You got hustled. Never try to outsniff a woman. They are bloodhounds. My wife can hear me letting out a fart from eight miles away. Meanwhile, I can’t smell a goddamn thing because my nostrils are all gummed up with snot and old man hair.