I don’t know about “harder” per se, but certainly scaled up to Western tallness levels. If you’re much over 6' you have a big advantage on the Japanese course. The 1000000 would be cool, but sasuke!

I’d 1000x rather win Sasuke than ANW. Just like I’d way rather win (real) Iron Chef than Top Chef.

My prediction for this season?

I pity the fool who has to dance with Mr. T.

Take it from me: The best way to eat a cupcake is to have an enormous mouth and eat it all in one bite.

“I want y’all to know that that is not me,”

six years on one count of violating Georgia’s street gang act

...no arrests were made at the time, because police said “the threats and weapons were not captured on video.”

Someone on Jez the other day said the South has more monuments to 2nd place than anywhere else on earth and I laughed very hard.

“The key question,” they write, “will be whether the duplicate of the best actress award, which had just been announced, was handed to Beatty in the wings as he walked out to announce the best picture winner.”

Does PWC seriously think their big fuck up was giving the wrong card? That was a regrettable error, but shit happens in live theatre. The REAL fuck up is that they apparently had NO PLAN for what to do next. In an interview with HuffPo a few days ago, one of the accountants says that how to handle this sort of…

Neither Dunaway nor Beatty have any blame. When you are presenting an award, your job is to say your dumb scripted jokes and read the name on the card. Everything else is supposed to be taken care of. For his part, Beatty sensed that something was amiss and looked to Dunaway for confirmation, a perfectly reasonable…

And just what is wrong with putting ketchup on meatloaf?

If only Carter Slade were around...

I’m not crying, you’re crying!

My great-grandfather used to take us little ones to the (rural, small-town, Midwestern) cemetery for summer twilight hide and seek and fireflies. Many years later, I asked him why, and he said he thought his sister (who died very young) and his little boy (another childhood death) should get to share playtime, too.

Roz is taking notes in the john...

Chevrolet Colombia made this home video a TV ad some years ago.

It’s like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain on your wedding day!