Wait, who was awaiting this?

For the analogy to really work, you have to infer that Black America did something silly to deserve getting everyone’s heads kicked in.

You just don’t see the Dope-a-dope a lot these days...

George Steele made me a wrestling fan.

This was just a political protest demonstrating the fact that fences/walls do not work. GET IT OFF MY RACING BLOG!

I really don’t see why Cheeto Hitler doesn’t just do it himself. Why does he need anyone else, anyway? Isn’t he the smartest, most well-informed, most brilliant tactitian the world has ever known?

Aww, I bet his paws smell like Fritos.

The asshole’s a doctor, you’d think he’d know these things.

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.

Thanks Trump!

*Mentally says in Cordelia’s voice* Someone’s seen the harder side of Sears.

But he’s the most harmless thing. Something Fab loved from his childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy him.

Right now the top suspect is his brother Marsh. I’ll leave now

Ancona, who is known for claiming that the Ku Klux Klan is a Christian organization, not a racist one—as if the two are always mutually exclusive

So witches float and wizards sink?

That sucks. Happened with a bike of mine once. Dropped it off for service. Went back later in the week and business and bike were gone.

Exom lost his mobile

“I think you should read this book, is written by the lady who wrote ‘The Secret’..... Wait, where are you going, we still have a half hour left!”

I dropped my therapist after he recommended a book from the author of “The Secret”