They’re southern racists, the kind that don’t want to live next door to black people and freak out when their little Becky brings a black boyfriend home. They’re not the I-want-black-people-dead, nazi-type; the nazis seem to be concentrated in the North & Midwest.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

My only problem with death by lethal injection is that it’s legal by FORCE yet ILLEGAL BY CHOICE in most of the U.S. if you have a terminal illness.

I’m of the mindset that people that talk during the anthem are more disrespectful than people sitting (or kneeling) quietly. May they all end up at the bottom of a fan-valanche.

Off topic, but I’m at a Sixers game a few weeks ago. There were about 15,000 there to see them play the Hawks, probably based on a combination of Embiid fans, and the fact that people who bought packages to see the Cavs/Warriors/Thunder were forced into including the game in their package. Time comes for the national…

Paula Dean said, “it’s the sexiest thing I have ever seen, and by a big margarine.”

They can move on, but the term “healing process,” has a connotation that Penn State was a victim in this.

“Call 1-800-SURPRISE-IT’S-ME-MOTHERFUCKER”

A friend of mine is a mall Santa and has been every year for a long time. He has two nieces whose parents bring them to get a Santa photo taken at the mall every year, waiting for the year when the girls finally realize Santa is their uncle. One is a teenager now and they still haven’t figured it out. Clearly not very…

And the blown out eye. That’s creepy, too.

*by the fullness of their beard and the content of their toy bag

I have a dream, that one day, mall santas will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the fullness of their beard. I have a dream!

I thought it was a battlefield

I would like to see this dramatized, with Sir Patrick Stewart playing the role(s) of emojis.

Looks like it was a very emojinal experience for her.

A guy named Mike who wants to “nuke the gays” will temporarily fill in while the head man is out of commission. Thank goodness this is only football and not any sort of consequential situation.

I took it to mean stepping into the shooter’s way and calmly saying, “I’m your huckleberry.”

I hope the dude with the toothache just took the oragel and walked out.