And that kids, is how I met your Mother.

Seems like a decent guy. Apologized and got out, didn’t want to monopolize her screen time. I’d follow his twitter. It isn’t like he grabbed her pussy and told her to lose weight.

Well look, I think the guy should get the plate if he wants it, but; If his intention really is “to show the impossibility of disproving anyone’s claim to being “God”, I’d say being thwarted, even temporarily, in attempting to get the vanity plate one’s choice goes a long way toward disproving any claim to divinity…

ummm any woman could have told you that

I’m gonna go with my gut and assume that this is gonna end well.

What I really am failing to understand recently, is how so many people have made it through elementary and secondary school and come out the other side thinking “Hey, how about them Nazis?” Truly, the one area I thought our education system did a good job in was saying that the Nazis were among, if not the fucking…

I don’t like that I can’t tell if you like hockey or not...

“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

They’ve already shown a willingness to pirate/steal. There’s not much point about worrying over lost sales from people who may very well have just pirated the new stuff anyway.

In my experience, dogs greatly prefer cold paws to walking in dog shoes.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Because if you take the third party vote, which is at, generously, 4% of democrats, and this election was decided on 1 or 2% AND you imagine that they get, generously, 30% of democrats instead of 4% to vote third party next time...

The Constitution says he can pardon in all cases, except for impeachment, and the Constitution has special discussion of impeachment of the president, which suggests the framers were aware of the issue enough that they could have specifically said the president can’t pardon himself if they wanted to.

The trial is set for November 28th? I thought that was Election Day?

Hopefully he did it so he can sort out your very messed up tree lights situation.

It’s like they’ve lost their bearings and are trying to center themselves as the hero. My husband took the Christmas tree out today and lit it up... and we’re the mid-December kind of half-assed decorating family. I’m afraid to ask WTF did he do that for... maybe the pressure of it all has made him lose his natural…

Well she is the 1%, so...

obligatory 2 minutes for ruffing

She picked the wrong krill to die on.

Niner please.