If you look at the pictures in the article she does present as quite young, plus he just found four dead bodies. I’m giving  him a pass on this one.

I hate to say it, but even fucking Bush ducked flying shoes like a man.

Fitting it’s Reno. Trump does have the biggest little fingers in the world.

It’s fine, the Browns have no attack whatsoever.

I like candidates who weren’t rushed offstage, okay?

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

The point he was making is that we should only care about the thing he personally experiences. Are you under the impression that women can hide that they are women and not experience sexism?

People always say Northeasterners are rude but I think it’s mostly a cultural misunderstanding. Once a guy from Texas claimed that Bostonians were assholes and cited as evidence that the girl at Dunkin Donuts didn’t smile at him. Why the fuck would she!?

Cock-a-doodie-doo-doo

MB has been providing the following warning sticker for the rear windows
until service can be completed.

Nobody writes an SNL Donald Trump sketch quite so well as Donald Trump.

Oh, he was drinking? Give him a pass then.

You just know there was some 100-year old Cubs fan who passed away during the rain delay.

“I looked around the room and everyone had their heads down. And I said no.”

the FBI is instructing her not to talk to the media

On Val Kilmer:

NASCAR: the Who’s Line is it Anyway of racing. The rules don’t matter and everything is made up.

Thus fills me with the shadenest of freudes.

When asked to comment, her former employer said ‘Ribbit......’