Armenia?

It looks just like a thingy...

Yeah, I follow Jeremy on twitter too:

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

I feel kind of bad for people who are clowns as a job. Like a nice clown that goes to a hospital to cheer up sick kids. I feel bad for them.

The surgeon later removed 2 feet of intestines and 25 feet of handkerchiefs.

For him to understand that shirt, he has to press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.

To be fair, that’s a good show no matter your alternatives.

Only the Browns can lose in their bye week

Sofía Vergara helped Ariel Winter embrace her body.

Do people ever just walk away from you when you’re speaking? I’m talking mid-sentence.

Nope. It isn’t.

YOU’RE TAKING ALL MY STARS

So that’s why her dad hates Obama.

Not a story. Ten years ago? She’s totally checked that off the last by now.

RIP Kurt Vonnegut