Old timey words, ranked by my own decision, which doesn’t need to be cleared by you or anyone else. 1. Ne’er do well. 2. Scallywag. 3. No good nik. 4. Mr. Grahams Crackers5. A bunch of other shit.

Akbar Gbajabiamila needs to do a voice over on this

Nahh, I don’t think she’ll give a fuck

Theranos - The Homeopathy of blood testing.

In tribute to Yates, I drove to work as fast as I could* today.

STOP THE PRESSES!

Fantastic.

Sue Storm can be a real dick after she’s had a few.

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Ok, real talk: who’s the mole in the GOP sabotaging shit? Because that person is a hero.

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!

Like Hulk Hogan’s sextape!! The public has a right to KNOW!!

Hair like Margaery Tyrell.

But you can write some shitty words and call it a comment.

I’m shipping them anyway. Deal with it.

If he was going to invade, the least he could have done was taken the IRS’s oil.

I feel weird about this because I rub honey on myself before showering as a skincare treatment. Raw honey is a yeast infection treatment, in fact. What the process is not, however, is sexy. It’s not sexy at allll. Lots of lint gets stuck to you. And if I bend over I get my boobs stuck to my stomach.

Not that I think she’s Emma Goldman or anything and I’ve never had any feelings about her one way or the other, but I’m finding Kathy Ireland to be damn inspiring, recently. I saw a bit of an interview she did for a business website and right now she looks like a real human being allowing herself to age, unlike so…

Sorry, T-Pain, the Boy Scouts do popcorn instead. Nobody has any illusions as to how much lamer this is.

They’re obviously triffids, Seth.