Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Dear Mr. Koetter -

The snows of Russia.

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Simone in motion:

Now that you’ve left the BBC, was it a fake number plate or not?

Well, farms are one of the largest hay makers..

The Army and the Marine Corps can take the dumbest, most poorly-educated 18 year old in the country and drill into his head that you don’t shoot at people until they shoot first and drop them into a war zone and rely on them to follow these Rules of Engagement. “But I was scared” is never an excuse for killing a…

Can we add a counter-height dog who may or may not lick ingredients within her reach? Also, she gets to lay right in the GD middle of the kitchen floor while you are cooking.

**Because of the FANTASTIC tits

At what point can we expect a scarecrow in a suit and glasses to be hurled off a building?

Must be a kicker spaniel.

Shark attack is my greatest fear. I stopped swimming in the ocean after seeing the trailer for Jaws (1975). Didn’t see the film. Didn’t read the book. Saw the trailer and stopped swimming in the ocean.

I feel if you go swimming or surfing at somewhere that calls itself the ‘shark bite capital’ you really only have one person to blame if you get bitten by a shark.

And if she hadn’t fainted on 9/11 after not talking about having pneumonia, that would still be true. That really screwed her. Assuming she gives a strong showing during the debates, and I think she will, things will change.

Look, obviously I want to learn the identity of the A-list celebrity pedophile before anyone else. Indeed, this is basically my right as a voracious online tabloid reader.

The thing about people like this is that they get in the habit of using their money to take advantage of people of lesser means in order to make themselves feel good. It’s not much different from paying two homeless dudes to conduct a bottle fight for your YouTube channel.