Wow really surprised of all people to take responsibility it would be the folks at Shirk Photography.

He is really Samoan ‘em down.

We’re really not going to get anything accomplished unless you call it by it’s REAL name, HMS Radical Islamic Terror. Wake up!

Good Well for you.

So I think we should have a debate with no moderator.

Jet fuel can’t melt bed springs.

We all know that’s not as disrespectful as quietly sitting down during the national anthem. Geez.

I knew a homeopath who tried to kill himself. He took an underdose.

A guy friend (with whom I once fancied myself in love) does this now. He will eat some vegetables, but only ones that don’t die when you eat the vegetable. (He eats fruits because you take an apple, the tree’s still there. You take a carrot, the carrot dies. He didn’t want to be “vampiric.”) When I found out I said I…

Red tracksuit dude was the highlight of that sketch though.

What’s Up With That? is comedic genius.

If Trump wants African Americans to vote for him, instead of asking them what they have to lose by voting for him, he should demonstrate what they have to gain.

Maybe if this kid had signed an employment agreement, Michigan would have some kind of recourse here.

I like the idea of the marathon being a relay-type race. Wouldn’t be good for live coverage (would be over 9 hours total or so) but nice idea!

Swiming should be naked - no more of those stupid fancy suits, also make them swim in the ocean so more of this swimming pool crap (literally!)

From what I’ve been told foot racing is a Jamaican past time. With a little investment and good coaching we are a golden generation in track. Kind of how Dominicans do amazing in baseball or the island of Fiji dominates in rugby.

When dad came home from a long trip but didn’t bring gifts.

Police: If you donate to a charity, we’ll let you go.

Watched the re-run last night. Mrs. OneChopstick looked up from her phone just in time to catch the final stretch and remarked, “there’s no one even around her!” (thinking the US had such a dominating lead)

For the second time in these Olympics four Americans go up against imaginary opponents to the embarrassment of the host country.

After being thoroughly embarrased before, I’m going to withhold judgment about whether a Brazilian actually did anything wrong to an American until more authorities get involved.