Now I’m all hungry. 

Cesar Romero was the greatest Joker of all time and I pity anyone who doesn’t realize that.

When I was 14 I found a dirty, ripped up Penthouse in the woods. That would’ve been in ‘84 or ‘85 and I still consider it among my highest achievements.

I’d kill everyone in this room to have President Quayle right now. 

If we lived in a just world The Middleman would be on its 11th season and just finishing up an extended reunion of the cast from Buckaroo Banzai.

You’re doing God’s work, friend.

The only correct answer to “How do you like your eggs?” is “I don’t know! Just cook ‘em up!”

Dude, his ladies all live in Canada. You wouldn’t know them. 

And yet he still put in the effort to make sure he looks much worse than anything that would have happened if he’d just done the thing he was there to do. That takes dedication. 

Long winded, but I agree. If the story you’re writing relies on information in another story, give me at least a basic summary of that outside information. This isn’t rocket science.

Only outside of Cincinnati. 

It’s like I was right there. 

I’m gonna call it now. Northam becomes republican and runs for president in 2024. 

But every chance of the one vital person dying, going into a coma or absconding with all the money.

Came here for this and was getting worried, but all is right with the world again. 

My wife told me one of the actors actually rather than figuratively broke a leg, so it’s not going to be entirely live even on the east coast. She also told me there are no understudies, and that’s apparently common on Broadway?

Who hurt you? I’d like to buy them a beer.

She was on NBC for what, a year and a half? I don’t know what this says about me, but I’d be willing to play a racist piece of shit on television for 18 months if you gave me $69 million. I would then accept the hatred that I would have earned and hide behind the very democratic wall I would have built around my new,…

I don’t believe there are only 601 weed shops in Oregon. There are at least 287 just in Oregon City.

“Shithole countries” was this year? As God is my witness, I thought it’d been at least a decade since then.