I grew up in a Hydrox family. Well, my mother was Hydrox. My father was cookie-agnostic. I was loyal to Hydrox right up into adulthood. They just tasted better than Oreos, as any fool could plainly see. Taste.

If you don’t have an instant pot, check with your local library. The trend for a “Library Of Things” has been going on for years now, and my library just added two instant pots to the collection, along with camping tents, board games, ukeleles, metal detectors, air fryers and God knows what else.

I assume Senator Marble is in favor of legalizing everything that people insist on doing despite there being laws prohibiting it. Drugs, murder, ripping the labels off mattresses, none of it’s worth legislating against unless it stops 100% of the undesirable behavior.

My grandfather was into genealogy and had convincing proof that some distant ancestor was Native American, but when his sister got a DNA test a few years back there was no sign of it at all. I assume the ancestor was one of the original “Sure I’m Native” bullshitters. That side of the family does have a few percentage…

Goddammit. Last I heard of him it was just himself he was hurting and I was hoping he would pull himself out of the hole. If he’s hurting others, to hell with him.

He does kinda look like George Takei.

“Would you like a Walnetto?”

I hate you because I should have thought of it first.

I have no intention of watching, but this makes it a near thing. I always liked Lionel Richie. I know nothing about him, but he seems like a good guy.

The fact that The Middleman didn’t last more than a season is absolute proof that we don’t deserve nice things.

We have to wait and see what color the shooter is. Anything over slightly tanned, it’s terrorism. Paler than that and it’s just the inevitable consequence of living in a free society, and certainly not the right time to talk about gun control.

Bird was better, but also much uglier.

That oughta do it. Thanks very much, Ray.

I’m really hoping this turns out to be John Wick 3, with John feeling obligated to attend the wedding because the couple were close to his wife. Once every criminal in the world arrives to kill John, he kills, like, everyone, in the background, while Winona protects herself and his dog in the foreground in a series of…

How much you wanna bet both Tump and Arpaio think this shields him from civil suits?

Right, my understanding is that accepting a pardon means admitting guilt. It’s a literal get out of jail free card, but you’ve still been convicted of the crime.

I’ve always enjoyed reading about female characters as much as males. I don’t think it’s due to any outside influence, but my mom is pretty smart and I might just not have noticed. I did get some shit from other boys for reading Nancy Drew instead of The Hardy Boys, but even in fifth grade I preferred to picture girls…

They’re not JUST tiny doors. They have lives. They have dreams.

I’m gonna be honest with you, in most movies and TV shows I prefer the inaccurate French accent. For dramas and anything I want to take seriously, yes, get it right. For anything else, though, I want my Frenchies to sound like Inspector Clouseau’s less intelligible kin.

So it is your contention that Trump looks better when he takes off his suit?