Well, I’m in. I would very much like to be reminded of Christopher Reeve’s Superman.

Tip your servers. Try the veal!

We went to see it last night just for something to do, and it wasn’t half bad. I thought it was a pretty decent action flick, though the trademark Guy Ritchie stuff didn’t always work. Still, if you have any interest at all it’s worth seeing if you can get cheap tickets. Unless you haven’t seen Guardians Of The Galaxy…

How the hell does a prequel work, exactly? I’d be perfectly happy to see Rita’s story and the victory at Verdun, except it’d end on a downer since it wasn’t really a victory except we’d know it was just leading up to the actual victory. That’s a bit of a mess, but I’m game.

Now I want breadsticks.

There is nothing in this life or the next that Dolly doesn’t deserve better than.

Even when playing a member of the Illinois Nazis, a group I hate, Henry Gibson was a thousand times classier than Jeff Sessions.

Thanks. Honestly, flight makes perfect sense for him. Or as much sense as anything else. As long as he’s not wearing that godawful green zig zag costume anymore. That was thirty years ago, so I hope not.

Yeah, the movies have gotten progressively worse since the first one but were still fun and watchable. If 6 is worse than 5, though, we may finally hit unwatchable territory.

Did they change Wonder Man’s powers? Last night knew he flew with a jet pack.

I freely admit to not understanding any of this, but why doesn’t the guy just play the damn game to the best of his ability? Isn’t this like Tom Brady refusing to play if his balls are properly inflated?

You give me Zombie Jack Palance and I will buy all the tickets.

Just throw dust in my eye, why dont you?

So bias against one on-air personality is worse than against two accountants? I mean, we all know it’s true, but to just say it?

Bless you, friend. You do the lord’s work.

So Richard Simmons is basically Bigfoot?

I’m not a lawyer, but one thing I do know is that when you have irrefutable evidence that your client is innocent, you do not just release that shit and change everyone’s minds. No, you have to sit on it while making vague promises about releasing it at some undetermined future date. That’s just common sense.

My dog almost caught a squirrel when we were out for a walk a few years back. She’d’ve had the bastard if I hadn’t jerked her back on the leash. Ever since she thinks she’s a mighty hunter, but the truth is this was the slowest squirrel I’ve ever seen in my life. I think it might have been suicidal. I probably…

Preach it. I’m hoping they’re smart enough to only let people vote from a pre-selected list of names, or at least add a “We reserve the right to reject any really friggin’ stupid names” clause.

I misread Flatout 3 and thought, “Yeah, I think Fallout 3 was overrated, too, but 11% is ridiculous.”