I might have to start watching wrestling again. I don’t suppose Ivan Putski is still around? I loved that guy. What about Dominic DiNucci? I had a lovely conversation with him when I was maybe eight years old. Real nice guy.

I was moderately impressed by Varner’s apology on Twitter. It contained a bit of bullshit, but it was much better than most public apologies and it seemed sincere to me.

YOUTHS!

I’m a happily married man, and I’d pay good money to be chased by Sofia Vergara while she screams at me in Spanish. You know Mantegna’s loving it.

What I’m getting from this is that jet fuel can’t melt steel beams but plastic pipes can?

Ten dollars for a goddamned comic book? I remember being pissed when they went from a quarter to 35 cents.

Of course they’re highlighting Keaton’s age. The best part about the Vulture is that he’s an old man who can kick your ass. Frankly, Keaton’s not old enough. I want Montgomery Burns in that suit.

I haven’t watched Arrow in forever. Is the chick standing next to Felicity actually her younger clone, or is that just me looking for a reason to give the show another shot?

I’ve got no particular use for Blunt’s music, but I’ve been a fan of his since he appeared on Top Gear several years back. First he told a great story about selling his sister on Ebay. Then he talked shit about his own music.

I have to say, I’m more than a little skeptical of arguments that boil down to “If we treat the Republicans nicely, maybe they’ll return the favor later on.” Because they won’t.

Whom he’s seen naked!

Also, how did Force Ghost Yoda not throw his hat into the ring?

He should’ve gone with Miss Piggy. But only if Animal wasn’t available.

My wife points out that Hammond is such a picky eater that he’d probably refuse to eat brains.

Don’t you blame Keanu. The man is a goddamned national treasure.

I’ve barely followed this story - which is still enough to know this guy’s full of shit - but as a general question, has “clarifying” comments on race ever worked out for anyone? I mean literally ever? Has it ever even ended with the clarifier equal to where he started, rather than even further in the hole?

I like Paddle And Skedaddle so much that I don’t even think it should be considered a crime.

Is it the Amish tearing up the yard with their buggies? ‘Cause that’d be awesome.

Priorities. There are only so many hours in the day, you know.

I’d prefer to be one of those babies conceived to provide spare parts for an older sibling.