This was my thought exactly. I would hope the Us reporter immediately responded with, “Then why are you telling me this? You realize we’re a nationally distributed magazine, right?”

Mine just says, “He’s married.”

Of course it’s not vegetarian, its meat. It could be acceptable to vegans, though. Only human placenta, since only humans can consent to have their meat or other products eaten.

Are cheap violins easier to play than regular violins?

“Pink grammed a photo”

Anyone else having Sports Night flashbacks? Was Chuck “Cut Man” Kimmel on the sidelines? Did Peter Riegert get insultingly good seats?

If Rousey ever fights again, they should at least put a clause in her contract that gives a significant portion of her fee to her opponent if she loses in the first round. Otherwise, it’s just “We’ll give you $3 million to stand there until you can’t stand up anymore,” and what’s the point of that.

I clicked on this link hoping the full article would... reveal more about the subject summarized on the front page. Needless to say, I’m disappointed.

Let’s cut to the chase: Is this going to end up with a sequel to “True Lies” or not?

Uber vs. Miles Teller? I’m not sure who I’m supposed to be rooting against.

There’s a part of me, buried deep inside my soul, that is absolutely convinced that as soon as the clock ticks over to 2017 everything that’s wrong with the world will magically fix itself. Flint’s water will be fine, Bowie and Prince will be alive, Trump will disappear and we’ll have eight more years of Obama, you…

This looks similar to a Minecraft knock-off called Xenominer I was addicted to for quite some time a year or so back. That one had a jetpack and a programmable mining robot, but Astroneer looks better. It looks gorgeous, actually, and I’m going to go grab it ASAP.

So what you’re saying is, you got a rock.

It only takes one to hang a jury, and I’m sad to say I have no problem believing one in nine people of any race are racist.

Illinois, for example.

I visited Hampshire College back in ‘88 when I was trying to figure out where to go to school. All I remember is that they didn’t use a traditional grade structure and there were sheep on the lawn in front of the main building. They seemed like nice sheep.

I’m frankly amazed at how quickly driving in America went from a lawless Thunderdome to extremely safety conscious. Forget speed limits and seat belts, I’m talking even more basic stuff. I was born in 1970 and my parents regularly took me for drives to put me to sleep. My mother would hold me standing up between…

I understand why people don’t like Ed Sheeran, but I’ve got nothing against the guy. He seemed nice enough on Top Gear, and he mobilized his fans to repeatedly slap Brent Morin on Undateable. What’s not to like?

It’s only true if a man says it, though. Duh.

You left off “approximiately a billion TV shows about WWII.” Look at you, trying to erase all the hard work done by The History Channel.