You yell SAFE SPACE! Really loud 3 times then throw your crayons and emotional support animals at him. 

Well my brother’s friend’s sister’s cousin on her father’s side was at Walmart and one guy bought 2 guns. So actually sales are up 200%.

It would be R. Kelly middle school at MOST.

He didn’t need to call her that because it’s rude? Or because it’s common knowledge? I’m unfamiliar with this person

I get it. Who has time to read articles when you have to jump down to the comments and get to star mining.

If movable objects in driveways lowered property values, my neighbors would have firebombed my crappy Grand Prix long ago.

Or email them to Hillary.

lol

It’s called grasping at straws.

I see you’re still in the bargaining stage.

You have to have a valid ID to have a job. So how are you going to miss work to get an ID if you don’t have a job? Maybe you should look some shit up.

You can’t work without a valid ID.

Stay away from Jezebel then. But that’s just good advice in general.

That’s a feature, not a bug.

Somebody’s getting paid by the word.

I thought that was a Sixers throwback jersey.

If they reply to you, but put parentheses around it, only you can see it. Ex: (my number is xxxxx). You’re welcome!

What do you mean tie?

His parents gave him a girly name to toughen him up. I like that.

An organization that thinks that rules and laws don’t apply to them.