So your advice is to wait around and get shot? Been nice knowing you.

Your response to me saying you don’t know if it’s true is to say “I do” then your very next statement is a Sherlock Holmes act of speculation proposed as some absolute truth.

You nailed it Ashley. If this election has proven anything, it’s that the media and bloggers know everything there is to know about Trump and his innermost thoughts. Thanks for keeping us informed. I now know that not only does Trump have absolutely no chance of being elected President, but he doesn’t even want to be…

Earlier this morning, Ku Klux Klan-endorsed President-elect Donald Trump met with President Obama in the oval office to discuss the self-proclaimed sexual assault-enthusiast’s coming ascension.

I love how your power to un-grey someone on Jezebel makes you feel important. Goals- we should all have such lofty ones.

That’s bullshit. If you seriously saw multiple blackface costumes, your pearl-clutching ass would have taken a photo.

You’re saying that people put on a mustache and a sombrero, then carried around an oversized beer bottle with a lime in it and laid down on it? I find that hard to believe. Besides, what makes that cartoon an indictment on Mexicans for being lazy?

I don’t know - seems better than her older sister Sixer and her younger sister Ate.

“we base those electoral college votes on states, rather than on population”

I do declare! You seem to have the vapors!

I can’t comment on the God Bless America thing, but he’s right that Gabbert is a better choice at this point for the 49ers. I don’t see how that can be interpreted as racist.

or a pussy

It’s not being stupid, this woman has a career of standing up for women and political minorities as an attorney for the ACLU(she could have made bank for any private firm) at the Court of Appeals and on SCOTUS. It’s disconcerting that social media warriors, most of whom have contributed jack and **** to this issue,…

Of course Clinton is worlds better than Trump, but would she have been worlds better than Sanders in the primaries with these quotes already out? I doubt it and that’s why she refused to release the transcripts. Of course there’s nothing outrageously bad in it. Why would she say something along the lines of Romney’s…

Amber obliged, but you could tell she felt super uncomfortable and probably felt it was just for the benefit of gross people to oogle her ass.

Wait... you’re arguing with him because he agreed with you? Or because he didn’t agree strongly enough or what?

PUNCH BUGGY!

Between this girl and Laurie Hernandez, it’s clear that the Jezebel Mean Girls clique have picked their current athletic favorites. Now all the white feminists here will pretend they’ve always adored this girl that they just heard of for the first time (remember how the white women here pretended they had all been…

I’m Latin American and I think Latinx is fucking ridiculous.

he has only himself to blame for the lack of diversity in his victim pool.