Ladies I'll go on record when I say:

If this is fake, can I have this?

I gave my bouquet to a friend who is a bishop in the Independent Catholic Church and had been working to legalize marriage equality. Then marriage equality came to Pennsylvania! My bouquet was magical, hooray!

Personally I'd rather set a record for catching the most single groomsmen, but whatever, lady.

Are you now, or have you ever been a teacher? I'm NOT saying stepping on kids is fun, but if you happen to have a dream about doing it, and you wake up from the dream smiling, I'd say that's ok in the cosmic scheme of things. Then you take your Wellbutrin and Zanax and go off to your classroom with a big smile on…

Can brides just quit with the bouquet toss already? It's so awkward. I could be wrong, but I feel like most grown women don't really want to scramble for a superstitious bouquet in front of everyone they know. It's embarrassing. I didn't have any tossing of the bouquet or garter at my wedding and no one cared.

She and I are very different people.

Maybe I'm too liberal but I don't see the big deal. I wish parents were more honest and say that they're uncomfortable looking at half naked people and leave kids out of it. Kids for the most part don't give a shit about a lot of stuff parents worry about. How will this cover harm them?

And again, North West had a WONDERFUL time at the shows. Hey 'parents', maybe your accessory has a better time at home with her nanny?

I am not easily appalled and I am appalled.

Excellent use of tax-payer's monies and time, you wiley ole fiscal conservative.

is this what happens to someone's sense of humor when they read Atlas Shrugged over and over?

Nice try, Rand. But Hills knows how to use commas.

Someone who wants to be President should really be above this. It's mean-spirited and childish.

That's actually true. Natural selection would favor those who could digest dairy in areas where dairy farming was prevalent. Guess that makes up for the whole being able to get sunburned on a cloudy day thing.

Speaking as a fellow lactase-persistent Jezzie (I'm Irish and German—how can I not be able to drink milk?) I feel it is my duty to enjoy dairy for the sake of those who can't. To deny the gift of my ancestors would be extremely arrogant.

I started it figuring it was either tongue in cheek, or going to be something serious, by pointing out things like all the resources (water, energy, etc) to produce milk. Instead it came off as "I don't like milk, some people can't drink milk, so, nobody should drink milk."

I think the author is just jealous of my wonderful mutated lactase secretion gene. Bring me the milk!

The ability to digest lactose might be the ONLY thing this black girl can thank my European ancestors for (still doesn't make up for forcing their way into our family tree and enslaving and genociding and all that).