She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

OMG. OMG. OMG.

A PENGUIN IN A PENGUIN BOOKS SWEATER

maybe for about 5 minutes, until the smartest person there suddenly blurts out, "shit what if he starts making documentaries?"

The biggest silver lining to all of this is Arby's reaction:

Very, very well said. I just want to thank the guy and tell him that he (and his protege Colbert as well) had the amazing quality of not only doing everything you said, but also making you feel like you'd love to be friends with the guy. He just exudes kindness, decency, and integrity on top of epic talent.

You can almost hear the champagne corks popping.

Jon Stewart always gave me a way to work through the anger and frustration and ridiculousness and wrongdoings of politics and people. Whatever awful thing had happened, you could watch him and even though the problem didn't get better, you at least could work through it and just go "Ya, somebody fucking gets it." And…

"Those of us at the live taping were shocked when he announced his resignation."

I don't know. If there is a God, I think She has better things to do than help Katy sing off key at the Superbowl.

Member of the University of North Dakota Class of '92, invites her to wander out onto the open prairie without mittens.

University of West Georgia '10 and '12 would like to bless Princeton Mom's heart, y'all.

People like her should be muttering this stuff alone in a dirty, desert trailer park.

Kind of reminds of when I went on a cruise that visited Belize. We went on a tour when that was our day in port, and saw how insanely poor Belize was. People had houses with three walls and a roof, made of cardboard, milk crates and pop cans. One thing the poor people in Belize did take pride in, though, was their…

...wut?

I had a friend who bought a copy of Sun Tzu's "Art of War" for graduate school (MBA) that was annotated by a previous owner. Tidbits included "fuck this," "what the fuck?," and "this is super helpful for a mid-manager stuck in a cubicle."

I imagine the previous owner was some poor white collar drudge who had been…

My wife is constantly leaving stuff in books and then forgetting where they are. Money, Post-It notes, receipts-whatever she can stick between the pages of a book, you better believe that she will.

Tilda Swinton and Lupita Nyong'o play the star-crossed lovers. Tom Hiddleston is their guardian angel trying to bring them back together. Nic Cage is the demon trying to keep them apart. Jim Varney is the folksy bookstore employee who finds the letter. Benedict Cumberbatch is Tilda's asexual, aloof older brother. …

The Republican mindset:

how is requiring them to post a sign saying that their employees don't wash their hands any less intrusive than requiring their employees to wash their hands?