It’s the same where I am. At one point I decided it wasn’t worth it anymore, so as a once-avid concert-goer, I just stopped altogether.

Seriously. That’s almost a point-for-point recitation of why I stopped going to gigs on a regular basis. Not to mention that annoying bit where a tall, sweaty idiot suddenly occupies the space immediately in front of you once the set starts.

I’m glad it’s ending before getting worn out, but I’m going to miss this.

This show got me sober so good

Sad that it took a cartoon to make me seek treatment for depression and substance abuse, but here we are. There were several dozen entirely too real moments in that show.

Did the isopods turn the gator’s skin in to a god damn belt??

The smiles nice, he’s funny, and I’m a bit of a slut so yes. Plus I feel like he’d be really appreciative/enthusiastic about it.

How do you think you got to be a grandkid?

Presumably your grandmother.

Historically, we’ve drank more, sure (the peak seems to have been right before prohibition, which definitely added fuel to that movement). But according to data I’ve seen, we’ve been on a pretty sharp uptick since the mid-90s. And again, even if the numbers aren’t exact, we’re still seeing a relative jump in mortality.…

Coroners are not regularly deciding that people died from 20+ things including a shot of jack, bud.

WEED.

An indelible figure of pop culture horror.

True fact: Pete actually has an average penis, but he does have a 9 inch tongue and breathes through his ears.

An animated show about a horse should not have been the catalyst for me re-examining my depression, co-dependent relationships and finally going to therapy, but it was.

Can’t wait. This show is just the best show.

Right. This isn’t even a breach of contract. It’s a provision within the contract for what happens if you go over the allotted miles. Go over on mileage, pay a per-mile fee of $X (usually $0.25). Damage to the vehicle is also not a breach of contract, because there’s a provision for what they’ll charge you if that…

You are absolutely correct. Why is everyone so snotty anytime there’s an “I fucked up; what’s the least painful way to fix this” question?

He’s not asking how the lease works. He’s asking if, given how the lease works, and given that he fucked up, what options are open to him going forward. That’s not an unreasonable thing to ask someone who has helped other people deal with similar issues.

Seriously. Why don’t the bags under your eyes look orange dipshit?