Ha! I don’t listen to Limp Bizkit anymore, but I was 18 when 3 Dollar Bill, Y’all came out and I listened to the fuck out of that album.

That’s a fair point.

I still have my ticket that I got Fred Durst to sign at The Warped Tour in the late 90s. Think it’s worth money?

Oh, yeah, I know most people have it and it’s nothing to be ashamed of. The kid will probably develop it anyway, but let them catch it by making out with someone their own age.

There’s a good reason to not kiss your kids on the mouth — fucken herpes, man. Even if you don’t think you have it, you probably do, and you don’t want to pass that onto your child. My crazy ex-SIL used to kiss her kids on the mouth and my poor nephew developed a really nasty sore on his lip when he was really young.

Which is fine by me :) I was just responding to Nightshift Nurse’s complaint that he can’t find someone his own age to date.

Oh, this commenter is the worst. He’s always on dating threads saying this shit.

Oh, snap. Thanks for letting me know. If I’m ready to online date again I might check it out!

Sabra pine nut hummus FTW.

I consider pretzel crisps a chip and they are excellent with hummus!

Say what now? That’s awesome!

I love Mindy so much and didn’t know she had a new show coming! Hells yeah! Anders is a nice touch, too. I thought they had good chemistry on The Mindy Project.

I’m a 38 y/o woman and would love to date someone my own age, FWIW. Someone who has a decent job and doesn’t want kids/doesn’t have kids from a previous relationship are my only requirements.

Whoa. I’m off online dating for now, but if I ever dip my toe back in the water I’m trying PoF or Match, after hearing that story.

I’ve never had Tinder (because I refuse to use Facebook) but I was on OKC for probably 6-7 years before I disabled my account last October. I did get one long-term relationship from it, but I just can’t do online dating anymore. It’s soul crushing. Sorry the new format sucks.

Happy Belated Birthday! Thank you for your service, Muck!

If it makes you feel any better, most skincare products are a sham anyway. You’re better off saving your money.

I 2nd the rec.

Schmidt’s is the shit!

Where do you work? That sounds awesome