We have to have paid by now, right? Right? 

It’s so easy to forget this option, sometimes, but it’s glorious when you remember it.

It’s also the reason for hastening their destruction of the environment.

My vote goes for Black Hole/Asteroid 2024 if Trump some how cheats his way back into office. 

Exactly. The death cultist Evangelicals only care about the Jews and Israel because they need them to live in the Holy Land. Then, once the war on the Armageddon field begins, all of the Jews will die and a few hundred thousand will convert to Christianity. Only then, they believe, will Jesus return.

Jared Kushner, senior adviser to the President, says the White House’s Middle East plan is “a great deal” and if Palestinians reject it, “they’re going to screw up another opportunity, like they’ve screwed up every other opportunity that they’ve ever had in their existence.”

I kind of hate myself right now. I try never to judge anyone on their looks, but I swear, Jared Kushner is a robot. The only thing on his face that moves is his mouth. His eyes blink, but it’s nearly perfect intervals of time, and too fast for me to keep up without getting a headache. (Yes I tried, and now that I’ve…

At the same time, while I agree with you, this particular guy probably would have visited sex workers with or without the parole board’s approval. 

LOL- I went to look this up and the first main Google image you get for “john casablancas” shows the lead singer’s father hanging out with Trump.

Definitely smell like a pile of week old, damp towels.

That makes two things that should have retired already.

There’s a fun irony in the fact that the Strokes is all in for Bernie Sanders. Nothing against the band itself—they’re kind of great some of the time—but that band is a bunch of trust fund kids who were handed basically overnight success thanks in no small part to the fact that their parents had crazy connections.…

The most important question is whether they smell like they look.

“You’re asking me about the Strokes? Wrong on all accounts. It was a heart attack, it was only one, and it was a mild one at that.  Get your facts straight.”

That photo looks like one of those “something doesn’t belong...” memes.

And since when is reporting something THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED a “violation” of anything? Seems the rape victim was the only one violated here.

I’ve always thought of Jare-bear as American Psycho, Donny Jr. as Gordon Gekko.

Listen, he had three or four daughters and then realized rape is bad. Why can’t you people understand that and just let it go?

“upon review, Sonmez’s Kobe Bryant tweets were not in violation of their social media policy after all.”

Ugh, why can’t victims of sexual assault just talk about sexual assault at a time that’s more convenient for me as a person who’s never experienced it, such as never? Why must I be forced to consider the humanity of others? When will this nightmare end for me?