I haven’t had cable in quite a while, but I’m staying with family who do, and the overall bloat of it is mindboggling. I watch them scroll through huge chunks of channels that they either never watch or don’t have access to. I’d forgotten what a pain in the ass cable really is.

Settle down, Slideshow Bob.

Unless your site is tedcruzisthezodiackiller.com. Then it’s a fairly hearty endorsement.

Actually, I applaud them for not taking that route. I hate purposeful misspellings.

Nice.

I think someone’s got themselves a little crush.

I remember some dumb redneck friends of my sister’s being way too happy that Kid Rock had done a song with Sheryl Crow. I can only imagine their jubilance at that turd being left atop Warren’s grave.

Come a long way since ‘freedom fries’, I guess.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO

I knew someone who called them The Red Hots. Yeah, no.

No, I read just fine. All I needed just now to determine how much of an asshole you are was two sentences. I’m like gifted and shit.

Don’t even get me started on what I say to the dogs.

What’s the frequency, Martha?
Why did you say that name
Uh-huh

Blood Sugar Sex Magik is their best record by far, but good god, those tribal tattoo designs on the cover have aged badly.

I’m sure everyone has their favorites, but I’m talking about major shows that warrant a streaming service. AMC doesn’t own any other content than their own, correct? They’re not like HBO or Disney that have massive libraries to throw online and charge people for.

It’s one of my favorite REM songs.

I hate ‘streaming services’ that you can only access if you already have cable. The fuck is the point? Here’s a sandwich, but you can only have it if you already bought a three-course meal.

Off the top of my head, I can think of, what, four major shows they’ve got? Breaking Bad, Saul, Walking Dead, Mad Men, right?